Issue 5 of Slash Magazine is on newstands 03.01.2007.
It's appropriately titled "The Comeback Issue".
It includes more drivel from this writer. A piece I wrote in 2005 that I really barely remember. But still!
BUY IT.
I'll be more frequent with output. I promise.
I still love you. Really, I do.
n j l.
The Family Christmas photos, 2006.
These were taken earlier this month. I'm still incredibly amused by how impressively broken my dog looks in these photos. For serious, I can't stop giggling whenever I look at them.
Did I mention that I quit O'Reilly a few months ago? I get to have conversations like this now:
I'll attempt to entertain again soon, I promise.
n j l.
My father, a moment after he gets on the phone with my grandmother:
"What? Jennie, it's not my birthday."
We're more than a little hungover here at Ventura Way.
My mom is now trying to explain to my dad how the fanny pack she got him for Christmas isn't really a fanny pack. He's holding the phone pretty far away from his ear now.
Merry Christmas.
nathan j laney.
Thanks to the amazing wonderful Amanda, I now have a phone again.
Everything is going to be fine.
Actually, no. I'm totally fucked.
Apparently my father joined livejournal?
LATER: I have now looked at his profile:
Can't make this shit up, people.
I don't know whether to be proud or panic or what.
n j l.